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Just I selected extra extra hot to go with my organic tea…

Not feeling the festive spirit so boarded up the chimney.

Christmas present ready, now who can I send it to, @chrisbrown must be leading candidate?

@CharlotteVaun Siri is helpful for me, I just asked this…

Hoping the fella in this car is asleep and not dead…

Why have loads of like 15-18 year old boys these days got hair like Lego men?

Oh dear. Jimmy Savile brings all the boys to my site…

I wonder how much this is worth now? “Other peoples Children with Jimmy Saville – a child minders guide…”